1. I am so craving a salad right now.
2. I heard it on Fox News.
3. I could really go for a marathon session of Semi-Homemade With Sandra Lee.
4. I think I will get a second dog.
5. No thanks, I don’t eat desserts.
6. I want to go back to practicing law.
7. Honey, can I go to Home Depot with you?
8. Follow me- I have a great sense of direction.
9. Of course I don’t mind if you smoke.
10. Not only do I want to join that committee, I want to chair it.
Now it’s your turn. Tell me something you have never told me before!
13 responses to “10 things you will never hear me say- unless it’s April Fool’s Day!”
I need to do cardio and strength training today, so I am really hoping this snow accumulates so I can shovel. (and…really, it is snowing here in N. Idaho!) I love reading your blog and looking at your awesome pictures of Paris! Thanks so much.
Good one, Pam! Sorry about the snow….and I’m so happy you like my blog!
Do you still get Shelf Awareness? Today’s posting is priceless. My favorite? The BENDOVER Act.
Yes, I get it but I can’t find the one you are referring to. Forward it , please!
Please take me to Louboutin on my next Paris trip to make a dollar disadvantaged shoe purchase.
I did not know that you never craved salad.
Hope you enjoyed your visit to one of your favorite cities. Looking forward to reading all about it.
Ok here you go–things I will NEVER say!
I can’t wait to get a position as an elementary teacher again and be the team leader!
I think Paris is never a good idea.
Visit Versailles again? How boring.
Every chateau in France looks the same–how lame.
I simply adore writing 5k word essays on the military strategies of WWI and WWII!
BTW–are you going to be busy sometime between April 16th-26th. I’m bringing my cousin to Paris. Would love to do aperos sometime. I could introduce you to my American friends there. They are all retired crazy Californians. You would love them. Let me know.
OUi, i am here until around the 21st, I think. I would love to share a coup de champagne! You know where to find me!
Let’s go to the mall!
I would love to go to spin class with you. xoxo
I wish Texas summers were a little bit hotter.
Let’s get up at 5:30 am and go walking
Do you need someone to teach the 6th grade Sunday School class? I’d be glad to. No, I don’t need a team teacher. ……..
Chocolate? No thanks. Definitely NOT a vice for me!